that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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