what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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