Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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