I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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