the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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