So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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