so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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