Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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