I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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