Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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