K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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