So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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