i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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