I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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