But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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