I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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