I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
How's work?
Spinning.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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