I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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