she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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