ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
