I'm laying in your front yard are you home
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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