No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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