Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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