Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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