I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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