Plan B is the new Plan A
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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