He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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