I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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