we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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