There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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