but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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