There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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