My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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