**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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