i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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