Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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