I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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