Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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