so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
We’re leaving where are you
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