I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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