please come you make the beer taste better
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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