so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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