you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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