SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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