The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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