Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
BRING THE BAGELS
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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