Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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