His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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