Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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