Christians are straight up FREAKS
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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