The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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