Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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