can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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