I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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